Damsels: Megan Fox – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
There are many reasons to have Megan Fox as our Damsel of the week. For one, she is very hot and will hopefully encourage people to click on this page. Two, she recently starred as April O’Neil in last years Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake. I will refrain from telling you what I think of that movie for now, but don’t think I didn’t notice a couple of things about our newest April O’Neil.
The cartoon April was quite the busty woman. You may not have noticed that when you were 8 but you can’t hide “gifts” like those. She also wore a eyeball meltingly hideous yellow jumpsuit. I don’t remember them ever being in style but I guess she really pulled it off. Our current April ditches the jumpsuit and instead wears a yellow leather jacket. Quite the cop out if you ask me. She is also lacking in the cleavage department as well. Don’t give me that crap about this being a kids movie cause not only is it PG-13 but she’s also jumping on a trampoline within 5 minutes of the movie starting.
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The casting of Fox is definitly a step up in the hotness of April O’Neil though. I don’t recall sitting through the originals having to cover the front of my pants or anything but the actresses portraying O’Neil weren’t “break your neck” hot. So in that respect, Megan is a welcome sight. She might have had a fall off from her Transformers days, though. Her closeups look like she had a paraffin wax accident and her face is permanently covered in that stuff.
They even got so lazy they did away with the red hair.
Below I’ll also throw in a couple favorite Megan Fox pictures of mine. They have nothing to do with the movie but damn it if they aren’t amazing! Cowabunga!