Valentine’s Day Spectacular
It is Valentine’s Day and love is in the air even at Bulletproof Action.
Now as a special treat for any of our female readers who may be spending this “Hallmark Holiday” all alone, we have four eligible bachelors you may want to consider…
Ladies are you tired of dating guys that never want to grow up? Well then Paul from New York is just the man from you. Paul is distinguished and mature. He’s an architect, which means he makes the big bucks and could quite easily become your sugar daddy. Some of his interests include late night walks and eating ice cream. He also likes chicken and thinks chicken is good. He’s great with kids as he is still trying to fill the void left by his daughter, who jumped out of a window and impaled herself on a fence.
Maybe you like a guy who is rough around the edges. Then you’ll want to get in touch with Conan. Conan enjoys crushing his enemies and hearing the lamentations of their women, but he’s really a big teddy bear once you get to know him. Conan is a physical fitness enthusiast. He’s also very good at wielding his sword… if you know what we mean.
Do you like the strong silent type? Well John from Arizona is your cup of tea. What he lacks in conversation skills he more than makes up for in security. In fact, you shack up with him and you can cancel your account with ADT. You don’t even have to lock your doors anymore. John can handle it. And maybe you are worried that your lack of cooking skills will never land you a man. No worries here, John is not a picky eater. In fact he’d eat things that would make a billy goat puke and your meatloaf couldn’t possibly be that bad.
This single dad is looking to settle down with the right woman. And don’t worry, there won’t be any drama with the baby’s mama, because she was gunned down in the jungle some time ago. A Vietnam veteran, James is extremely proud of his country and his beard. And if you have a kinky side and are into the whole bondage thing, you won’t scare James away. Like your mom always said, it’s the quiet guys you have to watch out for.