Bad Girls: Bai Ling: The Crow
When it comes to selecting a life mate, one must first decide the qualities which hold the most importance in the long term for the success of the relationship. You’re probably a little surprised to be hearing relationship advice on this site but just follow me for a few paragraphs and it’ll make sense. I’m about to make Dr. Drew look like the jabroni clown that he is.
I would think that a level of comfortability is needed for a couple to make it for the long haul. Is there any doubt that a brother and sister would share a very sincere and passionate closeness to one another? That doesn’t mean you should bang your siblings (I’m looking at you Duggars) but I’m simply trying to set up what may have been going on between Michael Wincott’s Top Dollar and Bai Ling’s Myca.
Next let’s talk about loyalty. Myca shows time and time again that her “service” to her brother and leader is of the utmost importance. She kills dudes, brings another chick into the bedroom with her, and practices some sort of voodoo magic which gives her an intimate knowledge of crows that can only be described as “unbelievably convenient”. That is what I would describe as one hell of a resume for partner in crime.
A final attribute that the lovely Bai Ling brought to the table in The Crow is a rockin’ bod. Yeah, she might be a little off her rocker, what with all the eyeball burning and creepy sorcery shit, but this writer has always had a thing for Asian hotties and Ling has done nothing but gain points to me over the course of this article. With all these good qualities, how bad can she really be ?
In real life she might be just as odd as her character in The Crow. She has more nip slips than a slow motion viewing of MTV’s Spring Break 97′ and her filmography has taken a bit of a hit since 1994 but she’s had over 100 credits to her name and shows no signs of covering up or slowing down.