20 Reasons Why You Suck: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
I am a massive fan of G.I. Joe. The comics, the toys, the animated series, G.I. Joe: The movie; all of those things put a big smile on my face. In fact, one might say that...
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20 Reasons Why You Suck: Terminator Genisys
One of the best things about writing these types of posts is that I don’t have to come up with an entire paragraph teasing whether or not I enjoyed the movie in question. You can see...
20 Reasons Why You Suck: Highlander 2
When they decided to make a second Highlander movie it was a very joyous occasion for young Chad. I wasn’t old enough to see it in theaters yet but I eagerly awaited its arrival at my...
20 Reasons Why You Suck: Preservation
Some films show symptoms of greatness and others have the inkling that they could be good but others are completely void of any redeeming qualities whatsoever. This film falls much closer to that third category than...
20 Reasons Why You Suck: Oldboy Remake Edition
Seeing Oldboy, A Spike Lee Film, has made me appreciate every other remake that much more. Next to the Red Dawn remake; next to Colin Farrell in Total Recall; and next to the crap-tastic RoboCop remake,...
20 Reasons Why You Suck: Punisher: War Zone Edition
I recently got into it with a few friends on which Punisher movie was the best. First off, let me tell you that I had never seen the complete Punisher: War Zone until recently. I tried...
20 Reasons Why You Suck: Dracula 3000 edition
If you haven’t yet sat through Dracula 3000 then I hope this article provides a very much needed service for you. It will either saturate your hunger for a C-grade sci-fi/horror/action movie, spoil a film you’ve...
20 Reasons Why You Suck: Red Dawn 2012
I had originally watched the Red Dawn remake several months ago and have been trying to get over it ever since. People say that hate is too strong of a word but to those people I...
